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    <tbody>
        <tr>
            <td colspan="2" class="p" width="634">This week's production meeting agenda:</td>
            <td>&nbsp;</td>
        </tr>
        <tr>
            <td class="li_bullet" valign="top" width="15" align="left">&bull;</td>
            <td valign="top" width="615" class="li"><table><tr><td class="bold"><marquee>Server performance issues</marquee></td></tr></table></td>
            <td>&nbsp;</td>
        </tr>
        <tr>
            <td class="li_bullet" valign="top" width="15" align="left">&bull;</td>
            <td valign="top" width="615" class="li">Revised coding standards progress report</td>
            <td>&nbsp;</td>
        </tr>
    </tbody>
</table>

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